welcome to my blog i post random stuff. i'm just here to have some fun

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:


"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

(Source: aposan, via radioactive-bananas)

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon, via toodopetoexist)

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

(Source: wesleysnopes, via toodopetoexist)

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.

*puts tumblr as one of my hobbies on my resume*

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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(via jeeennafur)

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

(via laughingstation)

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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Sometimes you have to worry about yourself before you worry about anyone else

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr